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Welcome my few and dedicated readers. Today, I am going to talk about how fucking rigged the grand exhcange really is. To start off, I will not place any pictures up today since, there’s no need. (srry, this isn’t eh firecape guide)

The grand exchange was invented to stop mass amount of trading going on in Runescape. With the trading gone, many players and macro’s wasn’t able to trade money or items to different accounts. Which is why they took out wildy.

The real reason: In reality, the real reason was because Jagex couldn’t fucking control the economy and needed a way to stop it. I guarntee you, I am right. Jagex like I said, loves to control Runescape with an Iron fist. The Grand Exchange is just a another step to control this shit. You may be asking yourself, “This guy can’t possibily be serious…?” or “No way…”. But let me tell you something, you may have been playing runescape for maybe 2 years or more. I have been playing ever since classic started. I seen all the riots, and glitches that happened. I experienced history developing. I know what the FUCK I’m talking about.

Proof/Evidence: Fucking control Freak!
The evidence, I am going to talk about to prove my theory… Or in reality, the facts.
1) The grand exchange, I pressume everyone knows what I am talking about… If not, then you’re a moron. Anyways, the grand exchange is about trading items whithout yelling and the usal bickering bewtween players. It is a way to make money while you sleep and childrens version of stocks.

Grand Exchange is supposibily controlled by the people! LET ME JUST SAY, “ WHAT A FUCKING BULLSHIT LIE” THIS IS PERHAPS THE MOST STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH, HOW FUCKING STUPID DO YOU THINK THE PLAYERS ARE? But, majority of the players in Runescape are stupid and act like children since they are. Even the teens from age 12-16 are fucking morons. They can’t even comprehend what a fucking scam is!

2) Runescape is suppose to be controlled by the players.That is what they want us to believe… And sadly, that is what the majority of the players actually believe. The kids and teens are like robots. They believe everything the media tells them. For fuck sake, I once told 8th graders in Middle school, that the south won the Civil War. To my surprise, the kids fucking believed it. I was literally swearing so much saying how stupid Americans are. They don’t know their history. They already learned about the civil war almost every year in elementary, and yet no one tried to correct me, except for one little girl…Thank Gosh! This shows, that those kids are either stupid or never listened to their history teacher. I hope it’s option B.

3) AS you know, the Runescape Grand Exchange is contrlled by Jagex. The truth is, it’s really controlled by the payers and Jagex is more of a “policeman”… They hold the real power! We can’t do shit. There’s no legal government that the players can talk to or even a Supreme Court. Jagex is pratically a Monarch! Which is why it fucking make sense. Runescape is medival, so what the hell…Let’s control Runescape as monarch government. Who needs reprensentives or check in balances! We can’t do shit!

Do you understand? Do you understand what my message is about?
For those of you who can not comrehend what I just said…examples should work!
For Examples, pretend Santa hat cost 15 mili. The next day it rises to 15.5mili. When this happens, players who are high level scramble to buy Santa hat’s. They pay the max price… The next day, the prices soars. It becomes 16.8mili. Holy fuck? The price for santa is rising rapidily. High level are now going crazy trying to buy santa’s… They are willing to pay the highest price. But, the players who have already have them stop selling them, and wait. They want to wait while the price rises. So in the end, when everything slows down, they’ll sell them. Pretty reasonable? The other half who don’t know the price of santa hat will still sell them, so it continues to rise.

In one week, the price for Santa sky rockets. It is now 20 mili. It went from 15mili to 20 mili in just one week… The price is not about to drop anytime soon. Santa is rising so fast, players can no longer afford them. This is when Jagex steps in and destry’s the economy. they see this… I promise you, they see the price for Santa rising so fast. Which is why they take charge and stop the rise of Santa hat. In one day, the price for santa starts to decrease. This is when players are like, “ahh Fuck”. A mass scramble to sell their santa hat happens. Price starts to decrease and bang…its’s back to normal.

You might ask me, “How do you know for certain it’s Jagex?”  Well, for one thing, Prices do not drop when it rises fucking quickly. Especially holiday items. I promise you Jagex affects the holiday item trade. When it rises so high, they stop it so players can afford one. ” I can’t believe you!!! Jagex does not control the market! We do!!!!!”  You better fucking open you’re eye’s since they’re not about to stop. The rapid drop proves it…

Back then, this wasn’t a problem back then since everyone knew the price of Santa. You couldn’t say, “selling santa hat-21mili” when players knew it was really 19 mili. There was a check and balance. People knew the price and so when players try to raise it in huge amount, players will spam so fast. and call them, “price manupiulating”… It gradually raised and sometimes fell a little bit. But, it never dropped rapidly.

Conclusion: It’s simple. Jagex is a fucking jackass when it comes to the Grand Exchange. (NEXT GUIDE, THE BH TRADE AND WHY IT’S A FUCKING BITCH)