Barrow has been part of Runescape as long as I can remember. This was a great way to make money back then and still is today (not as great)…

Me fighting 2 Dharok...100% legit

100 barrow drops I got
You get one barrow peice out of 13… (1/13)

1st:
forgot to write down
nothing good except runes

2nd:
forgot to write down
nothing good except runes

3rd:forgot to write down
nothing good except runes

4th: forgot to write down
nothig good except runes

5th:
394 chaos
40 blood
200 mind
438 coins

6th:
73 death
42 blood
117 chaos
317 mind
1618 coins

7th:
118 chaos
117 blood
324 mind
half a key-44k

8th:
74 bolt rack
1363 coins
278 mind
84 death

9th:
117 bolt rack
348 coins
853 mind

10th:
39 bolt rack
78 blood
1586 coins

11th:
812 coins
114 chaos
42 blood
82 death
324 mind

12th:
dharok legs
76 bolt rack
120 chaos
39 blood
314 mind

13th:
149 death
35 bolt rack
848 coins
42 blood
268 mind

14th:
2134 coins… wtf?

15th:
850 coins
865 mind
72 death

16th:
112 chaos
294 mind
80 bolt tack
78 blood
40 coins

17th:
38 bolt rack
324 mind
934 coins
137 chaos

18th:
126 chaos
120 blood
938 coins
37 bolt rack

19th:
36 bolt rack
Torag legs
1508 coins

20th:
262 chaos
832 coins
70 death
292 mind

21st:
270 mind
379 chaos
518 coins
74 bolt rack

22nd:
154 death
41 blood
1392 coins

23rd:
612 coins
127 chaos
36 bolt rack
227 death
39 blood

24th:
41 blood
72 bolt rack
1628 coins

25th:
366 chaos
82 death
822 coins

26th:
304 mind
35 bolt rack
1960 coins
123 chaos

27th:
74 bolt rack
75 death
137 chaos
890 coins

28th:
forgot to write it down
nothing good except runes

29th:
386 coins
117 death
ahrim robetop

30th:
2270 coins
582 mind
40 blood
36 bolt rack

31st:
40 blood
2236 coins
38 bolt rack

32nd:
42 blood
2036 coins
76 bolt rack

33rd:
812 coins
241 chaos
143 death

34th:
302 mind
1364 coins
36 bolt rack
114 chaos

35th:
35 bolt rack
724 coins
576 mind
torag legs
132 chaos

36th:
846 coins
581 mind
80 blood

37th:
1620 coins
153 death
43 blood

38th:
235 death
40 blood
36 bolt rack

39th:
78 death
381 chaos
2142 coins

40th:
131 chaos
41 blood
35 bolt
232 death

41th:
77 blood
125 chaos
147 death
313 mind
58 coins

42:
1176 coins
319 mind
125 chaos

43:
150 coins
669 mind
225 death
127 chaos

44:
42 blood
1896 coins
113 chaos
82 death

45:
80 death
35 bolt rack
118 chaos
708 coins
274 mind
38 blood

46:
1156 coins
42 blood
153 death

47:
237 chaos
83 death
266 coins
579 mind
torag helm

48:
882
35 bolt rack
297 mind
70 death
38 blood

49:
82 death
41 blood
1656 coins

50:
43 blood
1530 coins
276 mind
125 chaos

51:
1084 coins
249 chaos

52:
1346
233 death
128 chaos

53:
1956 coins
43 blood
165 death

54:
242 chaos
227 death
Torag Hammer
35 bolt rack

55:
670 coins
292 mind
135 chaos
42 blood
148 death

56:
232 death
549 mind
41 blood
468 coins

57:
153 death
112 bolt rack
624 coins
284 mind

58:
662 coins
266 mind
36 bolt rack
82 death
115 chaos
42 blood

59:
794 coins
72 bolt rack
334 mind
74 death
120 chaos

60:
112 bolt rack
73 death
1286 coins

61:
2708 coins
35 bol rack

62:
1470 coins
641 mind
38 bolt
82 death

63:
802 coins
73 death
37 blood
294 mind
71 bolt rack

64:
1616 coins
39 blood
270 mind
76 death
120 chaos

65:
1114 coins
37 bolt rack
42 blood
79 death
129 chaos

66:
1782 coins
113 chaos
84 blood

67:
253 chaos
272 mind
878 coins
75 death

68:
1692 coins
164 death

69:
73 death
41 blood
1208 mind
86 coins

70:
1084 coins
38 blood
133 chaos

71:
73 death
1012
941 mind

72:
249 chaos
77 death
1154 coins
322 mind

73:
Torags Hammer
1064 coins
37 blood
253 mind
73 death

74:
36 bolt rack
1602 coins
112 chaos

75:
1092 coins
162 death
41 blood
292 mind
117 chaos

76:
569 mind
194 coins
121 chaos
155 death

77:
38 blood
247 chaos
36 bolt rack
1388 coins

78:
80 blood
2054 coins

79:
35 bolt rack
1514 coins
243 chaos
79 death

80:
288 coins
38 blood
160 death
264 mind
112 chaos

81:
139 chaos
1736 coins
41 blood
37 bolt rack

82:
116 chaos
916 coins
154 death

83:
1950 coins
72 bolt rack
39 blood

84:
120 chaos
155 death
39 blood
982 coins

85:
245 chaos
35 bolt rack
1870 coins

86:
132 chaos
1006 coins
123 blood

87:
237 chaos
163 blood
298 coins

88:
120 blood
984 coins
279 mind

89:
24 coins
506 chaos
578 mind

90:
35 bolt rack
1008 coins
566 mind
120 chaos

91:
1482 coins
41 blood
76 death
121 chaos
35 bolt rack

92:
40 bolt rack
266 mind
82 blood
125 chaos
970 coins

93:
43 blood
73 bolt rack
Guthan’s warspear
78 death
812 coins

94:
708 coins
261 chaos
147 death
71 bolt rack

95:
1218 coins
76 blood
76 death
570 mind

96:
234 chaos
986 coins
42 blood
37 bolt rack

97:
310 death
261 mind
38 blood
12 coins

98:
812 coins
288 mind
147 death
82 blood

99:
76 bolt rack
1218 coins
297 mind
130 chaos

100:
242 chaos
160 death
36 bolt rack
322 mind
41 blood

I know I haven’t been on for over several months but I was extremely busy with my life. Anyways… I’m back into runescape again and so far it has gotten worst… (I’m not surprised)

The new Wildy Sucks so much, it makes me want to kill myself. For those of you who never expreienced the “
old” wildy, it will be very hard to explain, but I will try my best.

OLD WILDY:
I WILL CONTINUE THIS 2MORROW… TOO SLEEPY TO FINISH FOR TODAY!

Today’s guide will be about King Black Dragon Boss in Runescape. This is probably the easiest boss you can kill. In fact…It’s so easy I don’t even have to waste prayer pots. The drops for Kbd sucks and the rarest item you can get is a dragon medium helm(which sucks). The KBD is so fucking easy, just pretend your fighting a mithril dragon. If you can kill a mithril dragon…Go kill a mithril dragon instead. ROFL they drop better shit then kbd.

Drops: I got all sorts of crap from Kbd. Some rune gear, seeds, herbs, alot of runes, dragon med, and etc… You get a black dhide and dragon bones no matter what from him.

melee Requirements:
60+ combat
40 defence
43 prayer
That’s all…

Range requirements:
80+ range (75+ range is alright)
40 defence
43 prayer
that’s all…

Mage requirement:
You shouldn’t mage it
better to use melee
if not, then range.

Location:
Just go north in the wild. Basically go from the monk alter next to edgeville and head straight up. If you did what I said, you wont miss it. There’s a dungeon thats surrounded by a cage. Once your inside, just pull the lever… You cant miss! Also, you can recharge your prayer at the alter…

What to wear for melee:
Initiate helm
black dhide body
initiate legs
blk vambrace
legend cape
anti fire shield
prayer amulet
ring of recoil
climbing boots
d scimmy
dds/ddp+++
anti pos and prayer pot

Now, this is what inexperince/low level should wear. If you’re a high level, you don’t need me explaining what you should wear. Fire/skill/obby cape, ranger boots, row, fury, whip, ahrim, karil w/e etc…

What rangers should wear:
Wear your best fucking gear. Wild is gone so you wont get killed by players. ROFl
samething as I wrote above
except instead of intiate legs, use blk dhide legs
and bring throwing knives
dds
anti posion  pot
prayer pot

High levels, you don’t need explaining on what to wear. Obviously, since wildy gone…Bring your best gear because it doesn’t matter.

Warning:
there are posionous spiders that might posion you once you get down in the tunnel. bring anti posion.

First thing first…You ddp+++ on him and make sure it’s posion. You want to posion it as fast as possible. Then just attack it and sooner or later you will kill him. Afterwords the tp out.

Example:

BECAUSE OF wildy is gone… You can bring your best gear and it wont give a fuck. As long as you try to slow your prayer… bring the best fucking gear. I really doubt you will die by revs. ROFL… Heck… You could just bring full ahrim or karil… Sorry, these pictures are mine, but they are 2 years old. Those pictures are from theshinster.

This article is made to tell you what Runescape Classic was like. This is why many of the older rs members/ congregations prefer Runescape without so many updates. I personally hate the new updates. I hate it so much I want to scream everytime I read there’s a new update. When runescape became “2″. My computer would have took 5 minutes to load. WTF… I quit Rs after that for about 1 year. Then I started again. The new graphics make me want to rip my hair off.

Anyways, Rsc was a game that you could simply have fun. This game was fucking addicting. Addicting as in “I can’t sleep, I must play rs or I’ll die”…

Why am I talking about Runescape Classic?
Many of you readers probably never played Runescape Classic. You were either too young or never heard of Runescape back then. I was 11 at that time… So my memories of that game are fading. Anyways, I’m just curious on how many people who read my article played Runescape Classic? (BE HONOST) I love Runes classic but there was way to much marcoing back then.  If you played RSC and still play RUNESCAPE, please leave a comment… (everyone can still leave a comment of course) :[)

What Runescape Classic really was:
This game was played by only 14 yrs old and younger. Today, Runescape is played by all ages...from 8-50 years old. This was a game that the graphics was simple, easy, clean, and enjoyable. Now, rs2 fucked it up. Way too much update and it's killing my computer...(I need to buy a new one)

My Runescape Classic Name: FriedJackass (Iunno what happened to him)/ Bloodeye (Iunno what happened to him)/ pk leaders (I can still use, but he's permanetly muted)/ "last one=private" (I still use)
(I know the name is offensive, but back then Jagex didn't care...)

Pictures of the game I stole. These pictures have meaning to them since they remind me of the game so much. This is what it felt like playing Runescape Classic. For those of you who never played rsc. These are what you would experience. Words cannot describe what it felt like playing this game.

Pictures:

What the Runescape website looked like and how to play

 2)

How it looked like while you played on your computer

3)

How players/building looked like

4)

Second place where I died. First place was by a goblin at lumbridge, and third was by a scorpion in alkarhid mining spot.

Welcome back my readers… Today, I am going to talk about Runescape with ventrilo. Don’t get me wrong about ventrilo or team speak, but Runescape ventrilo is fucking gay. Cs with ven is alright, or bf, ko, wow, etc, but Runescape? Don’t make me laugh. I’m just playing… Runescape ventrilo is weird but fun.

How it began: Most people don’t associate ventrilo with Runescape. The reason is because Runescape doesn’t techincally need ventrilo. You have instant message that’s reliable and swift. To communicate in a clan there was the irc chat. Now there’s a clan chat.

Good things about Runescape Ventrilo:
Ventrilo is your decision. Just join a clan that uses ventrilo and wulah. You can communicate with them instantly. It’s fun to use vent when you go dag hunting or boss hunting in general. you don’t want to go dag hunting and find out you need someone to attack, but you have to type that shit and find out you died in the process. Also, you meet players your level who you can share your experience.

Gay shit about Rs Ventrilo:
The ratio of guys/girls on vent is 8:1… And a good amount of the girls are ugly as fuck…

Do not use the ventrilo server for major Runescape sites. For example, Zybez and Runehq… Some people there are fucking morons.(literally) They can’t speak properly and swear way too much. Some people are conceded as fuck, while others just agree with them to make themself look cool. WTF? Also, there’s people who talk way too fucking loud. It kills my ear everytime I hear their loud and obnoxious voice. If you tell them politely to lower their mic, they think you’re trying to critcize them, so they act like buffons telling you that you should lower your volume. If they just think and repsect other people’s decision, they would understand that WHY THE FUCK WOULD i tell someone to lower their volume when you can hear other people perfectly. It just means there out input is way too fucking loud. Some people like crowded vent servers…I personally don’t.

Worst part:
The worst part of Runescape are the people who give advice to players who need help. This is alright as long as the adice you’re giving is correct… No shit! You wont believe how many people give the wrong advice. If you try to correct them, they defend themselves like ignorant dumbfucks just to keep their intergrity. So, don’t correct these people and just ignore them.(pity the people who are listening to the wrong advice) If you really want advice from people or you’re struggling…ask players who are at least over 100+ and been in member for over at least 3 months. They tend to be nice and know what the fuck there doing. (lvl 100+ doesn’t mean he knows the right answer…he can also be new to member)

The worst part of highely populated Runescape servers:
The worst of part of servers in zybez/runehq/etc are the children mods. Some of the Mods are children…WHAT THE FUCK!?! These children are so fucking stupid…I just want slap their face and send them to private school to get a better education. Most of “these” child mods are immature idiots. I wrote for example, “I’m a porn star” on my comment. If was meant for a sense of humor, while the adults understood the joke, there was one mod. (the mod happened to be a child) Little children mods will ban or kick you and their reasons go something like, “porn is bad for you”… ( You can tell that there still a child by their voice. Meaning, their balls haven’t dropped yet)_

Lastly:
If you are intelligent person who hates the conceded dumbshits and doesn’t speak loud on the mic, a small vent server is for you. These small vent servers are perfect spots who you can casually get along. Or…just join a FUcking Clan (Duh..) English (U.K.) vent servers tend to be more civilized and quiet compare to the Americans brothers.

The reason why I havn’t been writing much was because I was at camp. Also, my articles are usually meant for 16+ to adults only. The reason was because of swearing.

Main reason:
The main reason why Jagex brought back wildy was because they’re losing a fucking shit load of money. When I mean a shit load…I mean like they’re going bankrupt or lost a shit load of profit… (probably had to fire a dozen employee’s) Why? Well, a good amount of players play Runescape because of the wildy. And, they join member becuase of the wildy… Take wildy out, and your’re left with shit. (literally) Runescape was shit without wildy. Sure, bh was alright, but wildy was the BOMB! Jagex lost around 137,000 players after they took out wildy. PLayers are jumping back in Rs like bunnies since wildy’s coming back. Now that wildy’s coming back, I can’t help to think how they’re going to fuck this up.

Jagex, Don’t fuck it up:
If jagex’s bring back wildy for only certain worlds, then wildy fucking sucks balls! It’s like the same fucking shit of Bh… Let’s just hope that they bring back wildy for at least more then 15 worlds. Anything less then 11 worlds is fucking gay. Problem is that, if they bring wildy back for over 11 worlds, then kill drop trade would be unrelentless. PLayers could trade with there friends/main/macro trade again. That’s a problem, but who gives a fuck. I like that way beter, compare to bh…

If Jagex put’s a penalty in wildy, that would be fucking hilarous… (Odds of living are slim…)

What Jagex should do:
Just bring back wildy as it was before. (maybe bring back Tb while there at it)

This picture is someone who hit a 88 with full dharok. I never even seen this before, I have been playing rs for over 7 years, and I never hit a 88 with dharock. (holy shit)… This guy probably has 1 hp… Priceless picture

Today I am going to talk about the useful spots to train in f2p… Some are hidden and not many people even know about them. (pictures are included) (none of the pictures are me except the cow…to lazy to walk to each spot)

I’m pretty sure I know most of the best spots to train in Runescape.

To begin with: When you begin, it should always be cows or chicken. No exceptions… These bad boys give a decent amount of money and are simple to kill. A cowhide for example cost 100 each and feathers are 6 each. (price may vary..) You should train there no matter what untill you reach at least 20+ combat. When you reach lvl 19, it may be boring, but worth it. With all the cowhide or feathers you picked up, it should be enough to buy full rune. (don’t buy it yet…save it) (If you can’t find the cows, then you’re a moron)

W00t, you reach lvl 20+…

Now its time to train at barbarian village. (Head west of varrock) This picture is not mine… (you should train at barbarian village untill you reach lvl 33..or somewhere near there) fish trouts/salmon for food (you will need it) 

They look like cyclops

33-w/e… HILL GIANTS: Next to grand exachange: west, and you need a key…

These bad boys drop alot of things that are useful, especially big bones. I’ve trained at this spot from lvl 33-70. Other things they drop are: law, death, chaos, earth, water, fire, body runes, iron kite/helm, steel longsword, limpwurts, big bones, and coins. The reason why I didn’t go to other places was because these bad boys gave a nice amount of money. I probably made around 2 mili in big bones.

Red Shit

Lesser demons: 71-forever in f2p…

Time for the other places to train at where it’s not as common, but good.

From lvl 40-50, you can also train at hobgoblin ( I really don’t recommend… Perfect spot for ranger if you don’t care about picking up your arrows)

From level 40-60, you can train at minotaurs. These guys are in the strong hold. They drop a good amount of iron arrows and some ess.

From 60+ Red spiders… I love spiders since these guys are aggresive, so you dont have to click on them. you can find them in the wild, karajama, and in varrock dungeon.

Also, probably one of my favorite spot to train is at Ice giants and Ice warriors

This isn’t the cave where you mine blurite ore, but deep in the wild. Ever since, Jagex took out wildy, you are no longer attacked by players. (be careful, rev will kill) You must wear certain full monk set and holy amulet. Since, when your prayer goes low, you can just recharge it. My prayer is currently 70, so I last a decent amount of time. The reason why I showed you two picture is because, you can recharge your prayer at the santuary. (a.k.a. evil altar) So, just go back and forth…

They look tasty...

My favorite spot to train is at secruity stronghold at the last level, Ankou!

These bad boys are not that strong if you’re level 90+ and you’re wearing full rune. The reason why I love this spot is because they drop law rune, adament arrows, rune essence, and I believe the left side fo the skull. Pretty decent drops, but ankou seems to drop alot of law runes. For ever 9 kills, one of them will be a law rune drop. Also, there are plenty of Ankou to go around. Half of the people don’t even train at other places since they prefer the lvl 79 ankou’s. If you’re lvl 100+, the lvl 83 (I forgot) are easy also. There is a range spot, but it’s only one spot thats good. Which means, no competition!

Fucking Red Peppers

100+= Gdz (greaters)

These demons are not monster you would want to pick a fight with. Because they are strong and can hit hard, food is required alot… You must bring a lobster cage since you can fish at the lobsters in the deep wild and cook the lobs at the chaos dwarf around the small fire that never burns out. You might come across a rev so be careful. So far, I never met a rev while fighting at the gdz. Great spot to train at. They drop rune armour so, FUCK YEA!!!

Like this...Except No armour

ANYONE CAN TRAIN HERE, but HIGHER LEVELS GETS A KICK ASS TIME AND FUCKING FAST EXP!!!!!!

You get a friend who is around your level or higher. You can’t wear any armour. You both should basically be wearing are boots, amulet, and w/e weapon. You attack each other and when someone dies, you just repeat this process. It goes really fast in p2p, but in f2p…Iunno…

The next guide might be great spots to train with range or member spots to train at!

This guide will be short but simple. To begin with, because Jagex loves to control Runescape with an “iron fist”, they set a limit to the trading. Also, you can’t drop trade and staking in duel arena is impossible. yes, I know Jagex put the limit trade to ease the macro’s. But, in reality it was to control the fucking economy like a dictator. Because of these updates, players have no choice but to transfer their items through an “unsafe” bounty hunter trade.

1) Some items in Bounty Hunter does not appear when you die! AWW FUCK! I tried to trade my wizard (g) set to my main, but when my friend killed him, the fucking items did not appear. This was my best friend in real life, so I know he didn’t purposely not pick it up. Because of this, I lost 900k (1mili pratically). So, players!!!!!! Do not try to bh wizard (g) set

2) After that incident, I went berserk… so I tired wizard (t) set… This worked. The problem was that, when I killed my friend, I was penned. I quickly picked up the items and next thing I knew…someone tped right next to me. He saw my dang skull, and he didn’t attack me right away. I tried to run, and he jut followed. Untill, he saw someone and then started screaming, “I’m penned”. The random guy quickly attacked me, and I thought, “AHHH FUCK!!! 2v1″… And, what do you know…I was right. My target attacked me also, and I was basically getting 2v1 while trying to live. Why the fuck did he have to tp right when I killed my friend. “lol”. Talk about bad karma… I died and lost another 500k. Wow… Did this twice and both time I died. So, all in all…perhaps I lost 1.7mili?

3) Jagex will not stop the bh trade. But, they might place requirements on what you can bring. I am certain there going to. Sooner or later, Jagex will not allow you to bring any God armour in f2p or anything over 200k. After this, you will never be allowed to trade among your friends for free… How do I know this? Well, you can’t bring wizard (t)(g) skirt. Anything that’s not battle related. They are closing the gaps. Already, they took out the “german” bh server.

4) Without, the “god armour” trade, Bh trading will be fucking useless. (unless, you just want to do a small trade), but for the higher levels, that fucking sucks. The reason why high/and low levels does Bh trade in f2p is because, you can’t get koed usually. If you’re lvl 99 in medium crater or 110+ in high crater and you’re wearing full rune, the odds of getting killed with full inventory of food in highley unlikely. You can outlive your “penned” time… Now, if Jagex does what I said they might do in number 3, the only option is to do it in p2p. Now thats fucking hard. You can almost never outlive your penned time… It’s like, fighting till death! PLayers can ko you in 10 seconds if they’re lucky. dds/range/pure/pots/prayer…holy chet (start praying to GOD) (not Runescape god)

Conclusion: Low crater bh trade should be never done! I lost 1.7 mili because of low level trade, and that was stupid. (that’s why I’m not angry lol) Also, when Jagex finally controls what you can wear and bring in bh, then that’s when Runescape offically SUCKS!

Jagex is too fucking stupid to understand that there are no fucking macros and if the set requirement in bh, then they are so fucking stupid! Macroes are lvl 3 or 4 and usually were from people from China. How the fuck do you think a lvl 3 can bh trade in low crater? LOL??? Exactly, common sense. There are about .00000001% high level macroers since they’re not stupid. DUH! So, why stop bh trade?

The company Jagex is an dumbfuckassshitgayassstupidfuckinghorpisseatingdonkeyfuck. They need to ease on Runescape and train the employee’s properly. Throughout history, when the government tries to tighten the peoples right and lives, the citizens rebel… I hope Jagex understand what I just said… but, I still love Runescape and probably will never stop.

Welcome my few and dedicated readers. Today, I am going to talk about how fucking rigged the grand exhcange really is. To start off, I will not place any pictures up today since, there’s no need. (srry, this isn’t eh firecape guide)

The grand exchange was invented to stop mass amount of trading going on in Runescape. With the trading gone, many players and macro’s wasn’t able to trade money or items to different accounts. Which is why they took out wildy.

The real reason: In reality, the real reason was because Jagex couldn’t fucking control the economy and needed a way to stop it. I guarntee you, I am right. Jagex like I said, loves to control Runescape with an Iron fist. The Grand Exchange is just a another step to control this shit. You may be asking yourself, “This guy can’t possibily be serious…?” or “No way…”. But let me tell you something, you may have been playing runescape for maybe 2 years or more. I have been playing ever since classic started. I seen all the riots, and glitches that happened. I experienced history developing. I know what the FUCK I’m talking about.

Proof/Evidence: Fucking control Freak!
The evidence, I am going to talk about to prove my theory… Or in reality, the facts.
1) The grand exchange, I pressume everyone knows what I am talking about… If not, then you’re a moron. Anyways, the grand exchange is about trading items whithout yelling and the usal bickering bewtween players. It is a way to make money while you sleep and childrens version of stocks.

Grand Exchange is supposibily controlled by the people! LET ME JUST SAY, “ WHAT A FUCKING BULLSHIT LIE” THIS IS PERHAPS THE MOST STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH, HOW FUCKING STUPID DO YOU THINK THE PLAYERS ARE? But, majority of the players in Runescape are stupid and act like children since they are. Even the teens from age 12-16 are fucking morons. They can’t even comprehend what a fucking scam is!

2) Runescape is suppose to be controlled by the players.That is what they want us to believe… And sadly, that is what the majority of the players actually believe. The kids and teens are like robots. They believe everything the media tells them. For fuck sake, I once told 8th graders in Middle school, that the south won the Civil War. To my surprise, the kids fucking believed it. I was literally swearing so much saying how stupid Americans are. They don’t know their history. They already learned about the civil war almost every year in elementary, and yet no one tried to correct me, except for one little girl…Thank Gosh! This shows, that those kids are either stupid or never listened to their history teacher. I hope it’s option B.

3) AS you know, the Runescape Grand Exchange is contrlled by Jagex. The truth is, it’s really controlled by the payers and Jagex is more of a “policeman”… They hold the real power! We can’t do shit. There’s no legal government that the players can talk to or even a Supreme Court. Jagex is pratically a Monarch! Which is why it fucking make sense. Runescape is medival, so what the hell…Let’s control Runescape as monarch government. Who needs reprensentives or check in balances! We can’t do shit!

Do you understand? Do you understand what my message is about?
For those of you who can not comrehend what I just said…examples should work!
For Examples, pretend Santa hat cost 15 mili. The next day it rises to 15.5mili. When this happens, players who are high level scramble to buy Santa hat’s. They pay the max price… The next day, the prices soars. It becomes 16.8mili. Holy fuck? The price for santa is rising rapidily. High level are now going crazy trying to buy santa’s… They are willing to pay the highest price. But, the players who have already have them stop selling them, and wait. They want to wait while the price rises. So in the end, when everything slows down, they’ll sell them. Pretty reasonable? The other half who don’t know the price of santa hat will still sell them, so it continues to rise.

In one week, the price for Santa sky rockets. It is now 20 mili. It went from 15mili to 20 mili in just one week… The price is not about to drop anytime soon. Santa is rising so fast, players can no longer afford them. This is when Jagex steps in and destry’s the economy. they see this… I promise you, they see the price for Santa rising so fast. Which is why they take charge and stop the rise of Santa hat. In one day, the price for santa starts to decrease. This is when players are like, “ahh Fuck”. A mass scramble to sell their santa hat happens. Price starts to decrease and bang…its’s back to normal.

You might ask me, “How do you know for certain it’s Jagex?”  Well, for one thing, Prices do not drop when it rises fucking quickly. Especially holiday items. I promise you Jagex affects the holiday item trade. When it rises so high, they stop it so players can afford one. ” I can’t believe you!!! Jagex does not control the market! We do!!!!!”  You better fucking open you’re eye’s since they’re not about to stop. The rapid drop proves it…

Back then, this wasn’t a problem back then since everyone knew the price of Santa. You couldn’t say, “selling santa hat-21mili” when players knew it was really 19 mili. There was a check and balance. People knew the price and so when players try to raise it in huge amount, players will spam so fast. and call them, “price manupiulating”… It gradually raised and sometimes fell a little bit. But, it never dropped rapidly.

Conclusion: It’s simple. Jagex is a fucking jackass when it comes to the Grand Exchange. (NEXT GUIDE, THE BH TRADE AND WHY IT’S A FUCKING BITCH)

Welcome back, my few but faithful readers. Today, I will talk about the Ban system for Runescape. Now, don’t get me wrong or anything, but this ban system is pretty decent. I believe the employers of Jagex actually read each one thoroughly.  The problem is that, they have literally no sympathy or common sense…

For my example, I will use another “main” account I had… The reason why he was banned was because I supposibly did “real world trading”.

How injustice Jagex Ban's system are

Now this is a picture of my main I had. It clearly shows why I’m banned. I supposibily did real world trading and they just banned me. Now, I had this account ever since classic. This was my first account and I had him for over 6 years. He had exactly 23 million gp and around 20 mili in items.

And, while i was training one day, they disconnected me and told me to check my email. Well, I did and I found out I was banned. Instead of being a civilized person and dealing this matter in a gentleman like way… I literally went “berserk”. To visualize how  pissed I was, picture losing all your life saving because the stock market crashed. You may think I’m over exaggerating, but I’m not. 

I wouldn’t have actually been furious if I actually done it, but I didn’t. What made me even more depressed was the fact that, they DIDN’T GIVE ME ANY FUCKING EVIDENCE! If they could have just used their brain and at least gave me a reasonable response, it would have helped alot.

Evidence, they gave me………….

This is not evidence..What t he Fuck is this shit!

I was 16 at this time… How the Fuck does a sixteen year old do “real world trading”? He has to ask his parents for their damn credit card. I became a member by asking my parents at that time since I was too poor.

What’s even more stupid was the fact that I hadn’t broken any rule before October 4, 2006. That was the only rule I broke since I hadn’t read the rules at that time. If the staff member had used their brain, they would have at least considered, that the guy who they’re trying to ban hasn’t broken any rules except 1 for over 6 years… And then, all of a sudden, he’s going to start “real world trading”? Ahh, for compete sake, that’s how stupid they are! I’m sure the Jagex staff will say something like this, “Dear, editor of Runescape Truth, we are sorry for your account, but we do not have enough time to review all the facts. We must use whatever resources we can muster and punish on thoses basis”. Wow, thanks Jagex…

For those of you who care curious on what I said to break rule 6…here’s the evidence.

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 I know many of you will ask me, Why I hadn’t apologized?  Well, for that appeal, I used it to try to appeal the permanent ban shit. And this is probably why it has flaws. I will tell you the flaw for Jagex ban system in the conclusion

Conclusion:
1) Well, They must first fix the appeal system. It has some flaws. Readers, Read this!!! IMPORTANT WAY TO GET 50% chance of getting UNBANNED! Well, it doesn’t matter on what the Fuck you do, since you can get like 10 appeal chance. That’s right…10! How? well, simply break some rules that’s minor. They will give you a warning. For example, say “I’m a homo”… Now, not use the appeal to apologize…Save it. Keep doing it untill you get 8 of them. So, when you actually do get banned for a major mistake, you can use the 8 appeal on the main one. Remeber, you must specifically say you want to use this appeal on the “month/date/year ban (the main one)” It works, since they actually read it. I know this will help. So, before Jagex fixes this up somehow… Use this for your advantage.

*One of Jagex Flaws*

2) Jagex ust start to use their damn brain. Their common sense is fucked up. literally… They do not care if you play Runescape ever since classic and have not broken a single rule. If you break a major rule, then you’re fucked. The Jagex staff do not have enough time to think this. They do not care if you are an innocent person…For all they care, you’re just a naughty boy who broke their rule. (talk about iron fist) So, my advice to Jagex if they ever read my articles… Fix your Appeal flaw and tell your employee’s to use their brain! (DUH)

Thank you…Whoever reads all of this. I appreciate it and this article isn’t for sympathy. Read my other articles. You can find some useful glitch.