I am officially back to Runescape after a 7 month hiatus. It’s strange how I continue to take breaks for a long period of time but never forget the magic of this game. Luckily, this happens to probably be the shortest break I have taken yet. From a 2 year, to 3 year hiatus, 7 month seems quiet short. Nothing new seems to have changed except the new Loyalty points, which I have no idea what that is. I guess my next post might be the loyalty point system. Until we meet again.

Jagex has recently created the new Veteran and Classic cape that will soon be out. What are my thoughts of this new update? I am neutral… In all honestly, I am neither looking forward or against this update. Players do not need a cape to show whether or not they are a veteran but rather a holiday item back from 2004 and etc. That is how I usually distinguish a veteran player from what generation they are from. A player with rabbit ears or a yo-yo shows that are from the old Runescape 2 or even classic. A player with Joker hat/scarf or easter ring shows that they are from 2006 or older and so forth. The veteran cape is weird since many players, such as myself, have “many” side account that I have created randomly over the years. Most do not have holiday items but were created for the fun of it. Are this accounts allowed “Veteran Capes” because they are over 5 years old. If anything, the Veteran cape should not be 5 but rather 10 years old. I know they are coming out with a 10 year old cape but the 5 should disappear.

Just like the Classic cape… It’s odd since these capes are a way for more players to stick around and play this game longer. Jagex, sure is getting smart. What next? Players who have over 100 million, get a special cape?. The classic cape should not be for players who created an account during Runescape 2 era, but for players who had an account during the Classic era, as in, before 2004. It will be interesting seeing how this goes.

Greetings my few but faithful fans,

Today was “Runescape bonus experience weekend”. I will keep this short but to the point. Make no mistake, this was only invented to get the free to play players to member. That is the bottom line. There are some other reasons, but let’s face it, that was it. It fucks the economy and gives in a huge immigration influx to the newcomers.

Jagex reasons:

Answer:

• The mid level players are taking the easy route, which many high players spent millions of cash and time for their skills. To do this, kills our hard work. You forget, that most of these players don’t work on any skills besides FOUR: Summoning, Herblore, Runecrafting, and Construction. Prayer is not included since it was not affected.
• To the high level players who thought this was a great idea. You may be happy because you got your certain level in the major four, however, many other players did the same thing, and was not worth it in general.
• The maxed out players: If you truly are a maxed out player, then you, for a fact, hate this. It devalues the time and money we spent hundreds of million to reach that 99 herblore or construction. So, how will this bonus weekend benefit us? Supposedly, Jagex wants us to reach the “200 million mark”. I know Jagex meant no harm when they posted this, but it’s a “Fuck You” to all maxed out players. There are no benefits for the maxed out players and for them to give a reason, such as the 200 million mark, it only demeans and humiliates us.

• They probably checked the statistics from the previous bonus experience that is supposedly didn’t ruin the economy. However, in reality, regardless of stupid statistics, the economy did go in a recession and it literally took a month to actually fully recover to what it was. There is old saying, you can read it and see it, but to actually experience it, it’s different. Jagex looked at the statistics on the prices and members, but did not actually play. So, they don’t understand how much it affected the game. Warning? How about they never do this again.

• I quote, “unique item that doesn’t usually have a lot of variation in value”. What?  Many prices did manipulate extremely, and not, supposedly “by a little”. For example, the supply and demand for herblore is out of control. Many players wanted hire levels in that skill, but did not realize the consequence once they reached it. Basically a huge influx in supply and minimum, if not, basic demand.

Reality:
If a person did something wrong and knows it, but needs a reason for their conscience; that person, would give many reasons explaining that it wasn’t it his fault, and must have everyone else believe him also. Well Jagex is doing the same thing. They are explaining to many of the players of how beneficial it is and how little it affects the Runescape community. Jagex tries so hard, because they know, that is wrong.

Only reason is to make money, regardless of their pathetic excuses. There just greedy bastards…

Cool Leprechaun

Recently, after wildy and free trade has been brought back, I have started playing Runescape once again. This may seem like a rant about me bitching about the children and conceded players playing this game, and it is. I am not forcing you to read it, but if you wish, then by all means, go right ahead.

Back in 2009, I think.

Runescape is a game filled with many players of all age, nationality, and skin color.  The players you meet in this cyber game reflect the personality and characteristic that player has in real life. For example, most people do not show any sympathy to beggers in real life or in Runescape. However, does that person have the right to judge the less fortunate? No, he does not since we were all once beggers in Runescape and after months or years of experience, one learns how the system works. Or, you can just go on youtube or google and find out… The point is, through experience, a person gains wisdom.

To begin with, I understand there are many children playing this game. I am not surprised since it is easily playable. One just needs a computer and the internet. I know there is a age restriction for this game, but let’s face it. Jagex does not care as long as the company is making money and parents view this game as harmless. The graphics itself is like Fox running a t.v. show with half its usual budget, cutting sequence, which makes it seem like people are walking in 2d fashion. Back to the point… The children of this 21th century are unique. The media of Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Eminem, and other artist are slowly affecting the minds of the youth. I am simply tired of talking or even trying to answer questions of the curious youths. Mannerism seems extinct in the Runescape community. If one tries to ask a question to a more experience player, do not demand it. Be polite and maybe, just maybe, you might get an answer. Most high level players do not want to waste there time to answer questions. How, what, why, where, who, and when gets on players nerve since that person is too lazy, to look it up himself.

If that player does not respond to answer your question. Don’t take it seriously. Although you are being ignored and it does hurt one’s self-esteem and pride. Calling him or her a “noob” makes no sense in the English diction. If anything, call that person a “fucker”. It’s more appropriate and funny.

Now lets talk about the conceded players and the know it all. It’s quite hilarious. The people who can not takes advice always insist on giving it. That is the majority of players on Runescape and life. They are so sure on their beliefs that they would fight till the death to prove that their point is correct and anything else, is wrong. An educated person would be patient and listen to what others had to say. If her or she was wrong, that person would learn from mistakes and gain more wisdom. Not belittle the accuser… I’m not saying you should admit that you were wrong and apologize, that would be stupid and shameful in your pride. I’m saying, you can admit that their point is more accurate or reasonable. Is that so hard? It’s a pity, how God created us with the seven deadly sins. Pride can be a bitch…

I remember someone asking a level 130+ “How many rares are there in Runescape currently?”. The level 130 replied some ridiculous number for each discontinued rare. The questioner, wouldn’t believe it and the level 130+ accused that person as being a “noob”. What did the player who asked the question respond? Sarcastically, he called the level 130+ a pro. In reality, the level 130+ was wrong, but because he was so sure and his ego was large, he couldn’t handle anyone questioning him. Reality, no ones knows for certain how many rares there are for each, hat, partyhat, mask, pumpkin, egg, disk, or wine. Many accounts have been banned and many players have stopped playing with massive amount of holiday items inside their banks. Curriculating wise, who knows, but not much.

Don’t speak unless you know for certain that your answer is correct. No one wants to hear your guesses unless asked and no one cares about what you feel. Sympathy from your abusive parents is not a place to be discussed on Runescape since you won’t get much positive response. Runescape is game that is for pleasure.

I’m asking to all my faithful and few readers who read my posts to try for one day to listen and not argue with anyone about anything, even if, that person is wrong.

For those who are curious of my stats now. I have a lvl 138, with 99 to almost all of my stats besides a few. I have a lvl 108, which I am mainly on. I have lvl 83 with 99 range and a two lvl 58 pure rangers with 78 range. I also have 2 skillers lvl 3. I haven’t checked my net worth for quiet some time, but I would guess, it is over 10 billion. i.e:christmas cracker and partyhats…

My first attempt at Jad a very long time ago. I believe this was 2006. I messed up on my prayer the moment he came out and was koed in one hit.

Before you begin to read my post, Listen to this music and relax…

Me fighting 2 Dharok...100% legit

100 barrow drops I got
You get one barrow peice out of 13… (1/13)

1st:
forgot to write down
nothing good except runes

2nd:
forgot to write down
nothing good except runes

3rd:forgot to write down
nothing good except runes

4th: forgot to write down
nothig good except runes

5th:
394 chaos
40 blood
200 mind
438 coins

6th:
73 death
42 blood
117 chaos
317 mind
1618 coins

7th:
118 chaos
117 blood
324 mind
half a key-44k

8th:
74 bolt rack
1363 coins
278 mind
84 death

9th:
117 bolt rack
348 coins
853 mind

10th:
39 bolt rack
78 blood
1586 coins

11th:
812 coins
114 chaos
42 blood
82 death
324 mind

12th:
dharok legs
76 bolt rack
120 chaos
39 blood
314 mind

13th:
149 death
35 bolt rack
848 coins
42 blood
268 mind

14th:
2134 coins… wtf?

15th:
850 coins
865 mind
72 death

16th:
112 chaos
294 mind
80 bolt tack
78 blood
40 coins

17th:
38 bolt rack
324 mind
934 coins
137 chaos

18th:
126 chaos
120 blood
938 coins
37 bolt rack

19th:
36 bolt rack
Torag legs
1508 coins

20th:
262 chaos
832 coins
70 death
292 mind

21st:
270 mind
379 chaos
518 coins
74 bolt rack

22nd:
154 death
41 blood
1392 coins

23rd:
612 coins
127 chaos
36 bolt rack
227 death
39 blood

24th:
41 blood
72 bolt rack
1628 coins

25th:
366 chaos
82 death
822 coins

26th:
304 mind
35 bolt rack
1960 coins
123 chaos

27th:
74 bolt rack
75 death
137 chaos
890 coins

28th:
forgot to write it down
nothing good except runes

29th:
386 coins
117 death
ahrim robetop

30th:
2270 coins
582 mind
40 blood
36 bolt rack

31st:
40 blood
2236 coins
38 bolt rack

32nd:
42 blood
2036 coins
76 bolt rack

33rd:
812 coins
241 chaos
143 death

34th:
302 mind
1364 coins
36 bolt rack
114 chaos

35th:
35 bolt rack
724 coins
576 mind
torag legs
132 chaos

36th:
846 coins
581 mind
80 blood

37th:
1620 coins
153 death
43 blood

38th:
235 death
40 blood
36 bolt rack

39th:
78 death
381 chaos
2142 coins

40th:
131 chaos
41 blood
35 bolt
232 death

41th:
77 blood
125 chaos
147 death
313 mind
58 coins

42:
1176 coins
319 mind
125 chaos

43:
150 coins
669 mind
225 death
127 chaos

44:
42 blood
1896 coins
113 chaos
82 death

45:
80 death
35 bolt rack
118 chaos
708 coins
274 mind
38 blood

46:
1156 coins
42 blood
153 death

47:
237 chaos
83 death
266 coins
579 mind
torag helm

48:
882
35 bolt rack
297 mind
70 death
38 blood

49:
82 death
41 blood
1656 coins

50:
43 blood
1530 coins
276 mind
125 chaos

51:
1084 coins
249 chaos

52:
1346
233 death
128 chaos

53:
1956 coins
43 blood
165 death

54:
242 chaos
227 death
Torag Hammer
35 bolt rack

55:
670 coins
292 mind
135 chaos
42 blood
148 death

56:
232 death
549 mind
41 blood
468 coins

57:
153 death
112 bolt rack
624 coins
284 mind

58:
662 coins
266 mind
36 bolt rack
82 death
115 chaos
42 blood

59:
794 coins
72 bolt rack
334 mind
74 death
120 chaos

60:
112 bolt rack
73 death
1286 coins

61:
2708 coins
35 bol rack

62:
1470 coins
641 mind
38 bolt
82 death

63:
802 coins
73 death
37 blood
294 mind
71 bolt rack

64:
1616 coins
39 blood
270 mind
76 death
120 chaos

65:
1114 coins
37 bolt rack
42 blood
79 death
129 chaos

66:
1782 coins
113 chaos
84 blood

67:
253 chaos
272 mind
878 coins
75 death

68:
1692 coins
164 death

69:
73 death
41 blood
1208 mind
86 coins

70:
1084 coins
38 blood
133 chaos

71:
73 death
1012
941 mind

72:
249 chaos
77 death
1154 coins
322 mind

73:
Torags Hammer
1064 coins
37 blood
253 mind
73 death

74:
36 bolt rack
1602 coins
112 chaos

75:
1092 coins
162 death
41 blood
292 mind
117 chaos

76:
569 mind
194 coins
121 chaos
155 death

77:
38 blood
247 chaos
36 bolt rack
1388 coins

78:
80 blood
2054 coins

79:
35 bolt rack
1514 coins
243 chaos
79 death

80:
288 coins
38 blood
160 death
264 mind
112 chaos

81:
139 chaos
1736 coins
41 blood
37 bolt rack

82:
116 chaos
916 coins
154 death

83:
1950 coins
72 bolt rack
39 blood

84:
120 chaos
155 death
39 blood
982 coins

85:
245 chaos
35 bolt rack
1870 coins

86:
132 chaos
1006 coins
123 blood

87:
237 chaos
163 blood
298 coins

88:
120 blood
984 coins
279 mind

89:
24 coins
506 chaos
578 mind

90:
35 bolt rack
1008 coins
566 mind
120 chaos

91:
1482 coins
41 blood
76 death
121 chaos
35 bolt rack

92:
40 bolt rack
266 mind
82 blood
125 chaos
970 coins

93:
43 blood
73 bolt rack
Guthan’s warspear
78 death
812 coins

94:
708 coins
261 chaos
147 death
71 bolt rack

95:
1218 coins
76 blood
76 death
570 mind

96:
234 chaos
986 coins
42 blood
37 bolt rack

97:
310 death
261 mind
38 blood
12 coins

98:
812 coins
288 mind
147 death
82 blood

99:
76 bolt rack
1218 coins
297 mind
130 chaos

100:
242 chaos
160 death
36 bolt rack
322 mind
41 blood

I know I haven’t been on for over several months but I was extremely busy with my life. Anyways… I’m back into runescape again and so far it has gotten worst… (I’m not surprised)

The new Wildy Sucks so much, it makes me want to kill myself. For those of you who never expreienced the “
old” wildy, it will be very hard to explain, but I will try my best.

OLD WILDY:
I WILL CONTINUE THIS 2MORROW… TOO SLEEPY TO FINISH FOR TODAY!

Today’s guide will be about King Black Dragon Boss in Runescape. This is probably the easiest boss you can kill. In fact…It’s so easy I don’t even have to waste prayer pots. The drops for Kbd sucks and the rarest item you can get is a dragon medium helm(which sucks). The KBD is so fucking easy, just pretend your fighting a mithril dragon. If you can kill a mithril dragon…Go kill a mithril dragon instead. ROFL they drop better shit then kbd.

Drops: I got all sorts of crap from Kbd. Some rune gear, seeds, herbs, alot of runes, dragon med, and etc… You get a black dhide and dragon bones no matter what from him.

melee Requirements:
60+ combat
40 defence
43 prayer
That’s all…

Range requirements:
80+ range (75+ range is alright)
40 defence
43 prayer
that’s all…

Mage requirement:
You shouldn’t mage it
better to use melee
if not, then range.

Location:
Just go north in the wild. Basically go from the monk alter next to edgeville and head straight up. If you did what I said, you wont miss it. There’s a dungeon thats surrounded by a cage. Once your inside, just pull the lever… You cant miss! Also, you can recharge your prayer at the alter…

What to wear for melee:
Initiate helm
black dhide body
initiate legs
blk vambrace
legend cape
anti fire shield
prayer amulet
ring of recoil
climbing boots
d scimmy
dds/ddp+++
anti pos and prayer pot

Now, this is what inexperince/low level should wear. If you’re a high level, you don’t need me explaining what you should wear. Fire/skill/obby cape, ranger boots, row, fury, whip, ahrim, karil w/e etc…

What rangers should wear:
Wear your best fucking gear. Wild is gone so you wont get killed by players. ROFl
samething as I wrote above
except instead of intiate legs, use blk dhide legs
and bring throwing knives
dds
anti posion  pot
prayer pot

High levels, you don’t need explaining on what to wear. Obviously, since wildy gone…Bring your best gear because it doesn’t matter.

Warning:
there are posionous spiders that might posion you once you get down in the tunnel. bring anti posion.

First thing first…You ddp+++ on him and make sure it’s posion. You want to posion it as fast as possible. Then just attack it and sooner or later you will kill him. Afterwords the tp out.

Example:

BECAUSE OF wildy is gone… You can bring your best gear and it wont give a fuck. As long as you try to slow your prayer… bring the best fucking gear. I really doubt you will die by revs. ROFL… Heck… You could just bring full ahrim or karil… Sorry, these pictures are mine, but they are 2 years old. Those pictures are from theshinster.

Before you begin to read my post, Listen to this music and relax…

Holy shit… In my opinon, Runescape Classic is wwwwaaaay better then Runescape 2. This was the time when graphics sucked and people moved with major pix removed. It was like seeing a robot walk. I still remeber Classic back then…It’s slowly disappearing from my memory sadly…

This article is made to tell you what Runescape Classic was like. This is why many of the older rs members/ congregations prefer Runescape without so many updates. I personally hate the new updates. I hate it so much I want to scream everytime I read there’s a new update. When runescape became “2″. My computer would have took 5 minutes to load. WTF… I quit Rs after that for about 1 year. Then I started again. The new graphics make me want to rip my hair off.

Anyways, Rsc was a game that you could simply have fun. This game was fucking addicting. Addicting as in “I can’t sleep, I must play rs or I’ll die”…

Why am I talking about Runescape Classic?
Many of you readers probably never played Runescape Classic. You were either too young or never heard of Runescape back then. I was 11 at that time… So my memories of that game are fading. Anyways, I’m just curious on how many people who read my article played Runescape Classic? (BE HONOST) I love Runes classic but there was way to much marcoing back then. If you played RSC and still play RUNESCAPE, please leave a comment… (everyone can still leave a comment of course) :[)

What Runescape Classic really was:
This game was played by only 14 yrs old and younger. Today, Runescape is played by all ages...from 8-50 years old. This was a game that the graphics was simple, easy, clean, and enjoyable. Now, rs2 fucked it up. Way too much update and it's killing my computer...(I need to buy a new one)

My Runescape Classic Name: FriedJackass (Iunno what happened to him)/ Bloodeye (Iunno what happened to him)/ pk leaders (I can still use, but he's permanetly muted)/ "last one=private" (I still use)
(I know the name is offensive, but back then Jagex didn't care...)

Pictures of the game I stole. These pictures have meaning to them since they remind me of the game so much. This is what it felt like playing Runescape Classic. For those of you who never played rsc. These are what you would experience. Words cannot describe what it felt like playing this game.

Pictures:

What the Runescape website looked like and how to play

2)

How it looked like while you played on your computer

3)

How players/building looked like

4)

Second place where I died. First place was by a goblin at lumbridge, and third was by a scorpion in alkarhid mining spot.

Welcome back my readers… Today, I am going to talk about Runescape with ventrilo. Don’t get me wrong about ventrilo or team speak, but Runescape ventrilo is fucking gay. Cs with ven is alright, or bf, ko, wow, etc, but Runescape? Don’t make me laugh. I’m just playing… Runescape ventrilo is weird but fun.

How it began: Most people don’t associate ventrilo with Runescape. The reason is because Runescape doesn’t techincally need ventrilo. You have instant message that’s reliable and swift. To communicate in a clan there was the irc chat. Now there’s a clan chat.

Good things about Runescape Ventrilo:
Ventrilo is your decision. Just join a clan that uses ventrilo and wulah. You can communicate with them instantly. It’s fun to use vent when you go dag hunting or boss hunting in general. you don’t want to go dag hunting and find out you need someone to attack, but you have to type that shit and find out you died in the process. Also, you meet players your level who you can share your experience.

Gay shit about Rs Ventrilo:
The ratio of guys/girls on vent is 8:1… And a good amount of the girls are ugly as fuck…

Do not use the ventrilo server for major Runescape sites. For example, Zybez and Runehq… Some people there are fucking morons.(literally) They can’t speak properly and swear way too much. Some people are conceded as fuck, while others just agree with them to make themself look cool. WTF? Also, there’s people who talk way too fucking loud. It kills my ear everytime I hear their loud and obnoxious voice. If you tell them politely to lower their mic, they think you’re trying to critcize them, so they act like buffons telling you that you should lower your volume. If they just think and repsect other people’s decision, they would understand that WHY THE FUCK WOULD i tell someone to lower their volume when you can hear other people perfectly. It just means there out input is way too fucking loud. Some people like crowded vent servers…I personally don’t.

Worst part:
The worst part of Runescape are the people who give advice to players who need help. This is alright as long as the adice you’re giving is correct… No shit! You wont believe how many people give the wrong advice. If you try to correct them, they defend themselves like ignorant dumbfucks just to keep their intergrity. So, don’t correct these people and just ignore them.(pity the people who are listening to the wrong advice) If you really want advice from people or you’re struggling…ask players who are at least over 100+ and been in member for over at least 3 months. They tend to be nice and know what the fuck there doing. (lvl 100+ doesn’t mean he knows the right answer…he can also be new to member)

The worst part of highely populated Runescape servers:
The worst of part of servers in zybez/runehq/etc are the children mods. Some of the Mods are children…WHAT THE FUCK!?! These children are so fucking stupid…I just want slap their face and send them to private school to get a better education. Most of “these” child mods are immature idiots. I wrote for example, “I’m a porn star” on my comment. If was meant for a sense of humor, while the adults understood the joke, there was one mod. (the mod happened to be a child) Little children mods will ban or kick you and their reasons go something like, “porn is bad for you”… ( You can tell that there still a child by their voice. Meaning, their balls haven’t dropped yet)_

Lastly:
If you are intelligent person who hates the conceded dumbshits and doesn’t speak loud on the mic, a small vent server is for you. These small vent servers are perfect spots who you can casually get along. Or…just join a FUcking Clan (Duh..) English (U.K.) vent servers tend to be more civilized and quiet compare to the Americans brothers.

The reason why I havn’t been writing much was because I was at camp. Also, my articles are usually meant for 16+ to adults only. The reason was because of swearing.

Main reason:
The main reason why Jagex brought back wildy was because they’re losing a fucking shit load of money. When I mean a shit load…I mean like they’re going bankrupt or lost a shit load of profit… (probably had to fire a dozen employee’s) Why? Well, a good amount of players play Runescape because of the wildy. And, they join member becuase of the wildy… Take wildy out, and your’re left with shit. (literally) Runescape was shit without wildy. Sure, bh was alright, but wildy was the BOMB! Jagex lost around 137,000 players after they took out wildy. PLayers are jumping back in Rs like bunnies since wildy’s coming back. Now that wildy’s coming back, I can’t help to think how they’re going to fuck this up.

Jagex, Don’t fuck it up:
If jagex’s bring back wildy for only certain worlds, then wildy fucking sucks balls! It’s like the same fucking shit of Bh… Let’s just hope that they bring back wildy for at least more then 15 worlds. Anything less then 11 worlds is fucking gay. Problem is that, if they bring wildy back for over 11 worlds, then kill drop trade would be unrelentless. PLayers could trade with there friends/main/macro trade again. That’s a problem, but who gives a fuck. I like that way beter, compare to bh…

If Jagex put’s a penalty in wildy, that would be fucking hilarous… (Odds of living are slim…)

What Jagex should do:
Just bring back wildy as it was before. (maybe bring back Tb while there at it)

This picture is someone who hit a 88 with full dharok. I never even seen this before, I have been playing rs for over 7 years, and I never hit a 88 with dharock. (holy shit)… This guy probably has 1 hp… Priceless picture